Sunday, May 10, 2015

Recipe for a Successful Mother's Day - 2015

Ingredients:

  • yoga pants
  • no alarm clocks
  • brow beating
  • baby giggles
  • handmade gifts
  • sugar
  • junk food
Instructions:
  1. Sleep until 10:00 am (feeding a baby at 6:00 and 8:00) by brow beating your husband to take care of the kids.
  2. Early morning baby cuddles in bed.
  3. Shaken from bed with musical instruments and homemade cards/gifts from the kids.
  4. Daddy-made crepes for brunch WITH whipped cream.
  5. A solo shower, sans children! Put on yoga pants and a flannel (one of my dad's old ones).
  6. Trip to Target with one child including a brief  spat with the return lady and keeping a three year old from breaking the eggs in the cart for 20 minutes.
  7. Willing kisses from the children!
  8. Movie in reclining leather seats with #1 and #2 while daddy sends smiling baby texts after arriving early to eat a junkie dinner at the theater to find no tables due to renovation. Coletyn ate pizza on the floor. Cecelia ate a hot dog on the floor. Mommy ate their scraps!
  9. No one dump candy on the floor.
  10. Come home to baby cuddles.
  11. Kids in bed, sleeping by 7:45pm. 
  12. Boom!











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